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This one's a Jew. Get it?

I can just hear Sinead saying: "Oh so you think you're witty do you?" The answer is no. No, I don't think I'm witty at all. But at least I'm content with that.

No, actually, I'm not happy with that at all. I just knocked back an entire tube of Dramamine. It's hard to be unhappy about anything when you're high on Dramamine.

No, I know I make terrible life choices. Hey, I finished my homework, so blow me.

Somebody's trying to read over my shoulder. Go away asshole. Oh wait it's my roommate. Hello. Do you like masturbating? I like masturbating in my bed, especially after you've gone to sleep. But it's never as good as when you go home for the weekend and I can jack off in your bed. That's when I find it to be the most satisfying.

I assume you do it in the showers since I never see you getting any ohhhh shit that was too much. Now he's mad at me. Man, fuck you. Don't read my shit. It's retarded.

What would I do without deviantart. Probably motorboat some sorority girl's tits right now. No, just kidding.

I'm going to go ride the rest of this outside, naked and screaming in the cold Seattle night. I'll take my camera so you can all see how I'm hung like a raisin.

God this post is stupid. Don't read it, okay? I'm retarded.

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